when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
"R U Mine luv"
"wanna pour me one for the road"
"where’s your hiding place"
"wanna suck it and see"
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.
what the fuck
Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical Order…Seductively
I’m fucking crying
One of his sassiest quotes ever.(via kiki19503)
Pussy tighter than a white woman’s grip on her purse when she’s walking through a black neighborhood.