I'm Sophie, 14 years. I post what I like, so have a scroll, bebz. This used to be a kind of Indie/Pale blog but I've swapped it to my main blog, so yeah. Follow me and i'll follow back! xx
throwyourdiamonds

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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blondosonichellcat:

"R U Mine luv"
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"wanna pour me one for the road"
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"where’s your hiding place"
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"wanna suck it and see"
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askmeifimadalek:

stayy0ungandwild:

midgeorgiabelle:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

And perfect hair

And you get to lure men into their death

perfect

retr0philia:

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

I’m fucking crying

'The meaning of life is for it to be lived'

Jake Bugg

One of his sassiest quotes ever.

(via kiki19503)

vxpo:

Pussy tighter than a white woman’s grip on her purse when she’s walking through a black neighborhood.

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